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What if Cats Had Hands?

from Two Hour Track Challenge, Season 18 by Abstraction

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What if cats had hands?
Where would we hide our food?
With their thumbs
We'd be screwed

What if cats had hands?
We'd have no privacy
With closed doors
When we pee

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And I mean, what if cats did have hands?
Would they be fuzzy? Would they have little hairs on their palms?
Would it be weird to pet them?
Could they pet you?
Is it weird to think about this?

What if cats had hands?
How would we get to sleep?
Unexpected tiny fists
While they creep

What if cats had hands?
Would they need our help at all?
Or would we
Be at their beck and all
(I mean, we already are)

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from Two Hour Track Challenge, Season 18, released September 1, 2023

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